My new solution to everything is going to be water.

Fight with my lover? Drink some water! Too depressed to move? Drink some water! Thinking about chugging that 150proof vodka? Drink some water! Want to pop a pill? Drink some water! Want to melt into a pool of existential despair? You guessed it – chug some gotdang water!!!

Maybe I can drown myself from the inside out.